Bolt Denies Relationship with King’s Daughter

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Mr. Bolt leaving the scene when discovered by our reporters.

Olympic sprinter, Usain Bolt, has denied he is having an affair with the King’s daughter, Princess Stephanie of Como. “We are just friends, just friends” he was recorded as saying as the pair left a Parisian nightclub at 4.00am the night before the Olympics 100 metre final.

Reporters later door-stopped Princess Stephanie at her hotel, where she appeared to have caught a mild dose of influenza. “He’s fast”, she said, “Too damn fast” before being rushed inside by her security entourage.

Mr. Bolt leaving the scene when discovered by our reporters.
Mr. Bolt leaving the scene when discovered by our reporters.

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