The United Nations has continued to deny the existence of the Kingdom of Llama as a sovereign entity, stating “We can find no evidence of the existence of such a country”.
A furious and frustrated King Derek said the United Nation’s statement was insulting. “How can they deny we exist? What proof do they need? All they have to do is Google us and there is the evidence they need. This process of recognition has dragged on for years. I call on the people of the world to get behind the cause and demand UN recognition”.
The United States has denied it is behind the non-recognition policy. As does Brazil. And the Fijians. Those mischievous Fijians.
A delegation from the Kingdom is due to travel to New York soon to continue to press for recognition.