Kingdom of Llama denies it is behind the Clinton email leaks.

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Government denies there is anything in the Clinton rumours. "Nothing to see here", said a spokesperson.

The Kingdom of Llama has officially said it has nothing to do with the latest email scandal involving US presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. Rumours began circulating this week that the Illamanati, through its clandestine organization Llamaleaks, had been sending classified emails and information to Wikileaks founder Mr Julian Assange via carrier pigeon after a bird was arrested for illegally entering British airspace.

British authorities have made no official comment on the matter at this time and have laid no charges. They deny any suggestion of ornithophobia but doubts remain.

This is the bird the UK authorities refuse to release. Its name is suppressed out of sympathy for its family.
This is the bird the UK authorities refuse to release. Its name is suppressed out of sympathy for its family.

A spokesperson for the Government said that they had no idea as to the identity of the pigeon and that it was not a member of the Llaman Special Forces.

She also made light of the information circulated, saying “Who didn’t Anthony Weiner send texts too!!”.

Specualtion as to why the Illamanati wuld get involved has focused on the cooling in the relationship between Mrs Clinton and the King after rumours of an affair began circulating a month ago. Both have denied the rumour but it persists anyway.

Mainly because we keep raising it here.

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