Extra Security for Supermoon

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Crazy things are said to happen on a full moon. What will happen with a Supermoon?

Llaman police have added additional security in anticipation of extra “excitement” amongst the populace with this evening’s Supermoon.

The Supermoon will be the biggest since 1948, around 14% bigger and 30% brighter according to people who actually measure this sort of thing. Why we don’t know, given our inside knowledge of Llamageddon, but anyway.

Despite there being no scientific evidence to support a “full moon effect”, we all know there is one. The scientists are spending too much time measuring the moon’s size and brightness and not looking at the real issue.

So party on Llaman citizens. You won’t be around to see the next Supermoon.

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